Sunday, February 8, 2009

The Disconnect

Example of Bipartisan!

Democrat: Here's the bill. What do you think?

Republican: You didn't ask for our opinion till now?

Democrat: We're asking you now. Here's the bill. What do you think?

Republican: Cut funding for family planning.

Democrat: Done. Now that is working together.

Republican: Not!!! We will ALL vote against YOU!

Democrat: We want to help get money to the people who have lost homes, health care and city services. We need to fix the infrastructure to create jobs. Work with us.

Republican: We will cut money to cities, law enforcement, education, childcare, health services, science. We want job creation. These services do not create jobs.

Democrat: OK we agree to all of those cuts. We need a stimulus package now.

Republican: More cuts! More cut! More cuts! We need more tax cuts!!

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