Sunday, January 17, 2010

Hell Yes!

Retribution comes in many forms.

Pat Robertson had some biting words about the Haitian people and the cause of the recent earthquake which has caused devastating destruction. "[The people of Haiti] got together and swore a pact to the devil."


In response to Pat Robertson's condemnation of the Haitian people, a Pat Robertson voodoo doll is being sold on Ebay, 100% of proceeds to benefit the Red Cross:
Finally! What you've all been asking for! A one of a kind, handmade PAT ROBERTSON VOODOO DOLL.

After an exclusive deal with devil, we are finally able to bring black magic into your very own home! The lucky winner of this auction will attain the soul of Televangelist PAT ROBERTSON in a hand held figurine comprised of the finest straw, cloth, and other organic natural materials!

Ever wanted to cause Pat Robertson a massive headache? give him back pain? jab him in the crotch? Of course you have! Well then BID NOW to own your very own physical representation of the dark, dark soul of Pat Robertson.

'Atonement' for Pat Robertson.

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