If Corporations Are People, Then...

If corporations are people, then we can put them in jail.

If corporations are people, then where is their birth certificate.?

If corporations are people, then they get to vote only once.

If corporations are people, then any special deals they get from the legislature are available to everyone.

If corporations are people, then they can be charged and prosecuted for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

If corporations are people, then they can be charged and prosecuted for harassment, assault, and murder.

If corporations are people, then it should be a capital crime for one corporatio­n to destroy another.

If corporations are people and slavery is illegal, then buying and selling of corporate shares is slavery and must be abolished.

If a corporations screws me can they be prosecuted for rape?

If corporations are people, then which states can they marry if they are not gay?

I refuse to believe corporations are people until Texas executes one!